You enter the Safari Zone.  You already know what you've come for, but it would be worth your life if you could even write half a page of facts about this great find.  You ready your notepad and start walking.  As of now, you are in an open field, looking around for a familiar set of trees and Cliffside.  You spy it about a mile away, and start running.  Obstacles seem to be irrelevant as you run, jump, and swim your way to your destination.  A few broken bones will be nothing if you accomplish your goal.  You reach the forest, everything in a blur from your anticipation.  You run through the trees, tearing your clothes and ripping your flesh as you hastily dash between the foliage.  Now, here, lies the mountain.  You take a drink from your canteen as you study the best and quickest climbing route to the hidden cave in the face of the cliff.  You hadn't made it past here without fainting before, but this time, you have a canteen of water; you friggin' genius!  You climb up the Cliffs
ide, finding various footholds and nests.  A minute later you feel as though you have to rest, or risk falling.  You stop.  You try to reach down your side for your canteen, but can't do any more than budge your arm a little.  You curse yourself, as you lay there, helpless.
You suddenly feel yourself moving as your body rises in its laying position.  You have stopped to rest on the back of a Rhydon.  The Rhydon stands erect as your body slides off of his back.  He turns around and looms over you with one eye closed.  You gather your last once of strength to point your finger towards the hidden cave you hoped to reach, hoping beyond all hope that this great beast would help you reach the cave.  Instead, though, it kicks you over onto your stomach and sets its foot atop of you, heavily.  You hear it laugh as it presses more weight onto the pinning foot.  You groan in pain, but... there's something else you've never felt before!  You actually like, just a little, the feeling of this Rhydon's weight holding you down.
Suddenly, the ground shakes, and you feel the weight lift off of your back.  Then, a large, rocky hand puts your canteen to your mouth.  You drink eagerly as the large claws tilt the canteen up more, gradually.  The large hand strokes the back of your head.  You can hear sounds of distress coming from behind you.  After a while, you regain your strength.  You sit up and look behind yourself.  There is a Rhydon there, but... it's much bigger that the last one you had seen.  The other Rhydon, the one who would have crushed you, is still there.  It's struggling for escape from beneath the rear end of the larger Rhydon.  You walk up and hug its leg as you thank it.  It smiles back down at you while sitting atop the smaller Rhydon.  This giant Rhydon helps you realize your goal: The giant you are searching for may be near!  You realize, though, that the cave is too far for you to reach without losing energy again.  You take some notes and look up into the kind gaze of the large Rhydon.  Y
ou point up to the hidden cave as your other arm runs up and down the huge leg of the large Rhydon.  For some reason, you love the feeling you get from being with this giant even more than the good feeling from before; except that it felt faintly of anticipation.
He nods to you and beckons you into his great hand.  You proceed into his gentle grasp.  He gently places you into his mouth.  Was he toying with you before?  Was he simply going to swallow you whole, here and now?  You fear for your life as you feel his entire great existence move quickly upward.  The movement stops.  He lets you slide out of his big mouth and helps you regain your bearings.  You notice that he has kept the smaller Rhydon under his right arm as he climbed the Cliffside.  He set the other Rhydon face down, and, once again, sat heavily upon it.  'I wonder what it would feel like in that little Rhydon's place' you wonder to yourself.  You cast the somehow pleasing though aside as you realize that you would be completely flattened beneath the large Rhydon's extremous, rocky posterior.  He moves a large boulder slightly, revealing a cave, and then rolled backwards down the mountain with the smaller, terrified Rhydon in tow.
You enter the cave, regretting that you didn't say 'Goodbye' to your new friend.  It's pitch black within the cave.  You reach for your flashlight, but only find plastic shards.  The smaller Rhydon must have broken it when he kicked you over onto your stomach.  You decide that you've come too far to let a lack of illumination stop you.  You continue walking forward in complete darkness.  Then, your feeling of gravity changes.  The floor had ended and you are now falling.  You curse yourself for dying before meeting your goal as you fall, faster and farther.
You feel yourself hit something... soft.  You sink deep into this strange terrain and bounce upwards as you hear a very low grumbling.  You land back on the warm softness and bounce only a little as you slowly realize that you aren't dead!  You finally stop bouncing and a small hole opens up in, what you guess is, one of the walls.  A small amount of light shines in and bounces off of every wall it hits.  You try to stand up, but it's too unstable where you are; so you fall back down and lay there.  You like where you lay, and wish it could stay this way forever.  A moment passes by, and your eyes adjust to the light.  You care not to look around, though, as you are feeling a strange, new sense of bliss take you over.
You are rudely snapped out of this by a clawed hand that's bigger than you are!  It lifts you and holds you firmly in its grasp.  You look down and all of your emotions peak.  There, lying back before you, holding you up with no effort, is the giant Kangaskhan you have been searching for!  The soft spot you had landed in was its belly.  You struggle in vain for your notebook, but stop caring when it sets you back down on its belly once again.
There you sit, cross-legged, staring into the huge eyes of this behemoth of which you had been searching for during the last few weeks.  The giant Kangaskhan, lying back with its head up, smiles softly at you as it rumbles its large belly beneath you.  The tremulous rumbling relaxes you almost completely as you lay backwards atop this great being's soft belly.  The Kangaskhan gently rubs its huge thumb-claw up from your waist to your neck.  If you could say that you wanted more in life at this point, you would be lying.  Then, just when you though it couldn't get any better, it heavily settled its enormous hand atop your comparably tiny body, sinking you even farther into its giant belly.  Your entire body is tense with joy!  The Kangaskhan has utterly engulfed you; and you feel completely safe.  The giant then releases you from beneath its huge hand.  Then, slowly sits up and lets you rest in your slowly unforming groove.   When you finally fall out of your place, you slide nicely i
nto the Kangaskhan's pouch, where it looks down to you with contempt.
You climb up and poke your head out from behind the pouch to see where the light was coming in from.  The light comes from a small hole in the cliff wall.  You notice that everywhere you look, there are natural mirrors.  You can see every curve and section of your giant friend, save under it, in any direction due to the reflective mirrors.  In the vast, omniscient presence of this giant, you feel time has stopped.  You couldn't ask for more if you wanted to; but you want to.  You let yourself go into the warm, soft caress of the Kangaskhan's pouch and bury your face in its body while giving the biggest hug you can.  You don't pull out until you've nearly suffocated.  The Kangaskhan pinches your shirt and slowly lifts you to her face level.  You both stare deeply into each other's faces.  You eventually wave and she gives you a huge, gentle lick.  The tongue: huge, warm, soft, but a little wet, covers your entire front and folds around your sides.  'She could totally destroy me at any
 time,' you think to yourself; but you know that you wouldn't mind.  You would die happier that you had ever been if such were to occur.
"Why are you being so nice to me?" you ask.  She simply chuckles and places you atop her head plate, between her large, cone-cut ears.  She must know that you have no bad intentions toward her.  You suspect that she knows things about you that even you yourself don't know.  You look toward her back, and notice a mountain of Kangaskhan leading to the ground.  You estimate that you are about 24' above the cave floor.  You run down the gargantuan back.  You know that she won't let you get hurt.  The run seems to take forever, even though it only took a second or two.  She curls her tail slightly upward so you can slow your run.  You fall over on purpose and lie there on her huge, thick tail.  The large Kangaskhan looks back at you with a soft grin.  As you lie there, face down, she gently rubs the flat of one of her claws up and down your back.  You are so tired and relaxed that you could fall asleep right there.  You refrain from sleep out of fear that the giant Kangaskhan won't be the
re when you wake.
You finally decide to move.  You roll off of her tail and land on your feet.  You, with your hand pressed against her short, fine fur covered skin, walk along her tail until you reach its base.  There you give in to this Kangaskhan's inviting grumbles and press your arms, face, and chest against the place where her thigh meets her tail.  She nudges her bottom toward you a tiny bit, pushing you to the ground with ease.  She then lifts her side a bit and slowly, gently, settles her enormous weight atop your comparably insignificant little body.  She is just soft enough to form around your body, but tough enough to give a sense of crushing pressure. 'This just keeps getting better!' you think to yourself while pinned beneath the enormous creature's haunch.  You are completely under this awesome beast's mercy.  If she wanted, she could tighten her muscles ever so slightly and squish you like you were a tiny ant beneath a heavy boot.  Again, you feel forever pass by; this time beneath the
 large rump of your giant Kangaskhan friend.  She voices a gentle rumble throughout her entire body, comforting you beyond what you though possible.  You don't care that you have no chance of breathing; you want to stay there for eternity.  You half hope that you will die in this situation you find yourself in.
Suddenly, you feel extremely woozy.  The Kangaskhan is slowly lifting her great weight from pressuring your entirety into oblivion.  You get up and stumble around drunkenly for a few seconds before your Kangaskhan friend effortlessly snatches you up.  She leans you against her belly pouch between her two gigantic foot soles.  You feel the warmth emanating from both immense soles and conform around your body.  You slowly regain your senses as you look at the pair of huge feet that are on both sides of you.  You push back a little into her soft pouch as she grumbles with content.  Her clawed hand beckons you to stand before her.  You do as she asks.  You look up into her eyes and know that everything happening is completely mutual.  You press your hands against her left sole and start massaging forcefully.  You can tell by the sounds that she makes that she likes your tiny hands rubbing on her feet.
You turn to massage the other foot, but, before you can, she rewards you by softly pressing her feet together around you, leaving only your head to stick out above the feet.  You are enveloped between the two mighty soles.  The two, huge, thick, warm soles cover your entire torso and legs.  The lofty Kangaskhan gently rubs the hair on your head with one of her thick claws.  She leans her huge head down to you and caringly licks your face.  Her soles press in around you a tiny bit more as your bliss increases with the pressure.  She could end your life at a whim with her two, powerful soles wrapped around your body.
She slowly releases the crushing pressure of her feet from around you as she lays you out in front of her.  After you return from your daze, she looks gingerly down at you and offers to you her right foot.  You accept the foot without question and start rubbing away at the sole as you stay laid back.  She leans back on her arms as she lets you rub her foot.  You eventually stand up, still massaging the gentle giant's foot, and press your face into the soft center of her sole.  She suddenly presses you into her foot with one of her clawed hands and lets go.  You dizzily fall back to the ground.  She looks down at you, grins, and gently presses her foot down atop you.  She leaves your head poking out from between her large foot-claw, and the smaller claw on the right side.  You flatten out a little beneath the powerful foot of this gargantuan beast.  She beckons you to try escaping.  You try, and fail.  She has you too tightly pinned for any movement.  You look up afraid that you may h
ave displeased her greatness.  The Kangaskhan simply laughs and presses down on you a little harder.  You smile back at her and press your nose to her center foot-claw.
She lifts her foot off of you and you wonder what she has planned next.  Then, she stands up before you.  From your position, you can't see any of her besides her pouch, and her feet (which are on either side of you).  She then moves her left foot over you and presses downward, engulfing your entire body.  Her sole folds around your legs, torso, arms, and head all at once.  She lifts her foot and presses back down again.  She repeats this several times and then gently strokes your body with her giant foot.  She lifts her foot off of you one last time and sets it beside you.
Her right leg takes a small step forward.  Her left leg follows and settles to the ground when it becomes even with her right foot.  Now, looking up from where you are, you can see only her underside.  You notice it slowly getting closer.  The huge Kangaskhan gently, tenderly, heavily, sits down upon you once again.  And to think that before this day, you knew nothing of this strange sense of pleasure you're getting from being squashed.  Again, she sends through herself a voiced rumbling.  You feel as though you've drifted into a dream.  How long has it been since you fell into this place?  An hour?  A century?  You don't care.  At the moment, you care only for this giant Kangaskhan and its awesome weight that has beset your body.  You struggle, just for the somehow pleasing feeling of being utterly helpless beneath the rear end of this living mountainous weight. 'Help me' you think to yourself.
Suddenly the pressure atop you increases dramatically as you feel that you are going to be crushed to death.  The immense weight suddenly and surprisingly quickly releases you and you frantically scramble to your feet.  The small opening for light was much wider now, and before you and your Kangaskhan friend, there are two-dozen or so angry-looking Scyther.  You look up to her and see that she has already picked a few off by crushing them in her claws.  She already has many comparably small cuts all over her body.  You take the best fighting stance you can, deciding that you will help defend her.  She plucks you up and places you on a high ledge in the mirrored cave.  She obviously doesn't want you to get hurt or die here.  She sends an electric wave toward them from the metal plate on her head.  Many are caught in this and are paralyzed.  One of the Scyther who jumped away leaps toward you.  You get ready to attempt at a counter-move, but the Scyther is picked out of the air by a gi
ant Kangaskhan claw and thrown down with the group of paralyzed Scyther.  The said groups' eyes widen with horror as the giant Kangaskhan falls toward them.  There is a large, but short lasting earthquake as a result of her immense body hitting the ground.  Some of the other Scyther jump onto her back and start tearing away at her flesh.  She rolls over, crushing the few that failed to escape in time beneath her back.  As she lies there on her back, you see little, bloody, green bodies scattered across her chest and belly.  One Scyther jumps to her face.  She snatches him into her mouth with her tongue, closes her mouth, and starts chewing.  All the while she is crushing yet more opponents to the ground with her arms and tail.  You hear exoskeletons crunching all around in the cave.
The Scyther that are left give up on fighting the Kangaskhan and all jump toward you.  The Kangaskhan looks scared and motions for you to jump.  You pull out your boot knife and leap as far as your legs will let you.  Your Kangaskhan friend nails a few Scyther with ripped out pieces of ground as you fall.  Two Scyther are in the air coming toward you.  Time seems to slow as you block one slash with your boot knife and the other completely misses. "Thank you, Sensei Hutch!" you yell as you land on the now soft belly of the behemoth Kangaskhan.  You grip the short, fine fur of her belly.  She quickly gets up, brushes off her torso, and lies gently, but swiftly, forward onto you.  Your tiny body is completely covered by her immense belly.  You decide that she is protecting you.
You hear (though muffled) one of the Scyther speak, and you hear the Kangaskhan bellow back.  You don't know what they are talking about, so you just revel in utter warmth and comfort.  You let nothing else bother you.  The soft, yet crushing weight lifts off of you and you stand up, again realizing the danger at hand.  The giant Kangaskhan picks you up and sets you on one of her armored shoulders.  You sit cross-legged and she starts to bellow again.  She goes on for a while, and two of the three Scyther left are looking quite scared.  She roars loudly, causing a tremor, and the two Scyther run away through the hole in the wall.   The center Scyther, however, stays put.
He wipes his forehead with one of his claws and starts talking in a calm tone.  The Kangaskhan bellowed down at him questionably.  He spoke assuringly back to her, and she sat down.  He said something else.  The Kangaskhan smiles and points to you.  You begin to realize what's happening: he was the Scyther who was but pretending to fight; the one who totally missed you when he could have taken off your head.  He knew that group of Scyther knew where this Kangaskhan was and faked joining their hunt to find her, even if it meant his death beneath her or by one of the other Scyther.  You ask if this was the scenario and he nodded yes.  You jump and slide down the Kangaskhan's torso into her pouch and lean against her belly.  You take off your shirt and start wiping the blood-smears off of her belly.  She gently stops you by pressing you into her belly once again through her pouch with one of her large arms and starts liking off all of the blood from her torso and arms.  She then picks y
ou and the Scyther up in each great hand, lies forward, and places you each on your own side of her back.  You rip off one of your pant-legs and put it around one of the Scyther's arms.  You both smile at each other and start cleaning her colossal back diligently; you with your shirt, and the Scyther with your pant-leg.
You both finish at the same time.  The amount of cloth you used was nowhere near large enough for the Kangaskhan's immense back, but she sounds pleased despite her still being very bloody.  Right when you both hop off of her huge back, a bunch of smiling Dugtrio come up from underground with food.  The Dugtrio look surprised to see you and the Scyther there, but give you each some food.  The rest is set before the gigantic mouth of the Kangaskhan.  You all thank the Dugtrio as they leave.  You all sit in a triangle and start eating.  The Kangaskhan finishes first, seeing that she simply placed the pile of food in her mouth and swallowed it.  The Scyther finishes second.  Once you finally finish, the Kangaskhan stands up, looming over both of you, her vast body seeming to be unlimited by the rules of matter.  She beckons you and the Scyther to stand next to each other in front of her.  You both do as she suggests.  She smiles softly and gently pushes you both over onto your backs with
 her right foot.  She lets the foot hover over the both of you; it's big enough to cover both you, and the Scyther, pretty easily.  As the huge sole slowly lowers toward the both of you, you smile with contempt. "This is the life," you say as the tremendous foot heavily, but slowly, squashes down upon your body and engulfs you once again...