Zim the Invader's IZ Poetry Showcase Room
Desire For Destruction
Another IZ poem with the focus on Zim.
There is one thing in this world...
That can seem to quench my thirst...
A thirst for destruction...
To pull off my plan...
I need to make a stand...
And work my way to the top...
I have a desire for...
Destruction...
A resounding explosion...
Destruction...
Of doom...
Destruction...
I have a desire for destruction...
I work hard...
Each night and day...
No time for rest...
No time for play...
This time...
For sure...
I'll pull off this plan...
And I have a desire for...
Destruction...
A resounding explosion...
Destruction...
Of doom...
Destruction...
I have a desire for destruction...
Chaos is left within my wake...
Humankind seems to be at stake...
Do I feel pity?
Why...
Of course I do not...
For I have a desire...
For...
Destruction...
A resounding explosion...
Destruction...
Of doom...
Destruction...
I have a desire for destruction...
The Fate of Mankind
A IZ fan poem focusing strongly on "Zim" from his POV about mankind of "Earth".
I sit here within my secret lab...
Pondering devious things...
Till suddenly I get a ring...
An idea seems to snap within me...
As I begin to laugh maniacally...
The fate of mankind...
As we know it...
It is a doomed fate...
So let me enumerate...
For it is too late...
And so...
I continue to plot...
Of evil ways...
Each night and day...
No time...
No rest...
Not even time to play...
I continue to work on my plan...
The fate of mankind..
As we know it...
It is a doomed fate...
So it's time for me to enumerate...
For it is too late...
Mankind is not safe from me...
Let me just make it clear...
You have all the reasons...
To fear...
So run...
And scream...
And shout...
No doubt...
As I continue to plot out...
The fate of mankind!
What Does The "G" Stand For?
A "Gir" poem... totally "Gir"... nothing but "Gir".
Crazy...
Hyperactive...
Insane...
A wild machine...
But still leaves me asking...
What does the "G" stand for?
Does it mean "gross"?
Or does it mean "great"?
Whatever it means...
I have no clue...
I don't really know what to do...
As I sit here watching you act like a crazy fool...
Wearing a costume of a dog...
A pile of drool...
Still leaves me asking...
What does the "G" stand for?
Does it mean "garbage"?
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Or does it mean "gear"?
Whatever it means...
I have no idea...
So I sit here and ponder this...
Each night and day...
As you continue to play...
Your mind is left astray...
Yet through it all...
I still like you...
But it still leaves me asking...
What does the "G" stand for?
Does it mean "giant"?
Or does it mean grand"?
What ever it means...
I have no clue...
So what does the "G" stand for?!
Fear Me
An IZ poem with the focus being on "Zim".
I am evil...
I embody the reality...
Of fear...
So fear me...
Fear me now!
Humanity...
With their silly propaganda...
Such a blind little society they live within...
I don't even know where to begin...
I laugh at their attempts...
Of their everyday struggles...
As I rise above them all...
Fear me...
Just fear me now...
No one can resist me...
No one will be free...
So fear me!
No matter how hard you try...
No matter how hard you cry...
I will be one step above you...
Nothing can pull you through...
Because I am just one step above humanity...
So...
Fear me...
Just fear me now...
No one can resist me...
No one can be free...
So fear me!
Rumors
Another IZ peom featuring "Zim" who is tired of Dib's "rumors" and so am I.
I'm tired of all the lies...
I'm tired of all the tales...
I am also tired of you...
With what you put me through...
I'm sick of you chasing me...
I want to be free...
Please stay away from me...
Rumors...
So filled with hate...
Rumors...
A desire to burn me...
Rumors...
I want to be left alone...
I'm hiding under a stone...
Till you go away...
Find someone else...
Who likes to play...
With a nefarious liar like you...
Because we are through...
We are finished...
It's over...
Rumors...
So filled with hate...
Rumors...
A desire to burn me...
Rumors...
Will someone let me be free?
Will someone get this person away from me?
I'm so sick of the lies...
I'm so sick of the hate...
So now it's time to enumerate...
Leave me alone...
I'm hiding under this stone...
Till you go away...
So find someone else...
Who'll play...
Rumors...
So filled with hate...
Rumors...
A desire to burn me...
Rumors...
Let's Groove
Another IZ peom featuring "Gir"... inspired from when he's in the "dance club".
Dancing like crazy...
No time to be lazy...
Cuz it's time to move...
Let's groove...
Dancing the night away...
Let's groove...
Gir: Hip hip hooray!
So we get it on the dance floor...
We are shaking our thang...
We make the booty swang...
As we move to the beat.
Let's groove...
Dancing the night away...
Let's groove...
Gir: Hip hip hooray!
So come on and wave your hands...
And shake your head...
And then stomp your feet...
To our crazy beat...
So...
Let's groove...
Dancing the night away...
Let's groove...
Gir: Hip hip hooray!
Where Did My Piggy Go?
Poem that strongly focuses on "Gir".
Where did my piggy go?
You were such a wonderful friend...
How I shall miss you...
Too bad it's the end...
I'm serviced to bring you...
Now that we are through...
For use in science...
It really makes no sense...
Where did my piggy go?
I miss you true...
I really loveded you!
Where did my piggy go?
Such a great pal...
You made me smile...
Through my master's scowl...
I wasn't lonely...
When you were beside me...
Gir: I loveded you, piggy! I loveded you!
Where did my piggy go?
Slither
Poem dedicated to "Miss Bitters" from IZ.
My heart is cold...
My voice is sharp...
My bite is deadly...
My glare is fierce...
What do these things describe?
A snake?
Slither...
She's a cold-hearted snake...
Slither...
She will cast a spell on you...
Slither...
Dark and deadly...
With a venomous bite...
Be prepared...
For a perilous fight...
But you won't win...
Because she's deadly...
Slither...
She's a cold-hearted snake...
Slither...
She will cast a spell on you...
Slither...
She is a...
...snake...
Control
Poem that strongly focuses on "Zim".
I'm your new master...
I'm in control...
For time will tell...
And the bell shall toll...
For anyone that opposes me...
Shall face my wrath...
I do not take...
Any crap...
I am Invader Zim...
The chaos king...
For doom I shall bring...
Now get on your knees...
And bow before me...
For you shall know that...
I'm in control...
For time will tell...
And the bell will toll...
I am the grandest sight...
That anyone can behold...
So understand this...
Because this is real quick...
Or you'll be recieving a flying kick...
So learn to face it...
Don't disgrace me...
For I am your brand new king!
In the Asylum
Poem dedicated to "Zim", "Gir", and their "home" on Earth.
In the asylum...
Where devious plots are shared...
In life...
No one cared...
For these insane thoughts...
That run through my head...
Seem to clash...
Like a piece of lead...
In the asylum...
Secrecy is kept...
We tried to keep things...
Tightly locked...
Trespassers beware...
You are in for a scare...
Because you are stepping out of bounds...
In the asylum...
Nothing ever leaves...
Yet nothing ever enters...
As long as we remain...
Zim: Pitiful humans... I shall be your ruler.
Gir: DOOM DOOM DOOM... *trails off singing the Doom Song*
In the asylum...
You should fear...
Because you'll be driven to tears...
For you are now trapped...
In the asylum...
Insanity
Poem dedicated to "Gir" from IZ.
I'm a klutz...
I am hyperactive...
I don't even have a brain...
I go "moo" when the sun comes out...
And I really love to shout.
Insanity...
I have no mind...
Insanity...
I seem to get left behind...
Insanity...
Yet I don't care...
Craziness tends to fill the air...
Yet through it all...
I just smile...
Cuz for awhile...
I liive in a crazy place...
I make a weird face...
I am not an ace...
Insanity...
I have no mind...
Insanity...
I get left behind...
Insanity...
Yet I don't care...
Other people seem to think "I'm crazy"...
While others just think "I'm lazy"...
Don't be distraught...
Because I'm not...
I just live in a crazy world...
Insanity...
I have no mind...
Insanity...
I get left behind...
Insanity...
Yet I don't care...
Craziness fills the air...
Whee!
Transmission
Poem dedicated to "Dib" from IZ.
So I was peering out through a telescope...
And listening to my intercom...
Hoping I could hear "them"...
Hoping I could hear "them"...
Then I heard a...
Transmission...
Transmission...
Transmission from space...
I was listening to another race...
I couldn't believe it...
It was very clear...
That they would be coming down here...
I didn't have time...
I was in constant fear...
For when the aliens would arrive here...
Then I heard a...
Transmission...
Transmission...
Transmission from space...
I was listening to another race...
My heart was pounding...
It was such a spectacular find...
I didn't realize that I didn't have time...
I had to plan...
I had to work...
Cuz the aliens were coming...
Right here for Earth...
Then I heard a....
Transmission...
Transmission...
Transmission from space...
I was listening to another race...
A transmission...
...because the invaders are coming!
Yes, My Master
Poem dedicated to "Gir" and the SIR Unit robots of IZ.
Prepared to serve...
No end in sight...
No time to play...
We fight a perilous fight...
We live to obey...
So we only have one thing to say...
Yes, my master..
We shall obey...
We shall do things in the master's way...
No sense in "no"...
It's always "yes"...
Our master is better than the rest.
Special are we...
We aren't free...
For we like the way we live...
We are happy...
Yes, my master....
We shall obey...
We shall do things in the master's way...
No ifs, ands, or buts...
No time to go "tut, tut"...
Must continue to work...
So all we can say is...
Yes, my master...
We shall obey...
We shall do things in the master's way...
We shall...
Obey...
Dire Consequence
General IZ-themed poem...
A warzone...
Bodies left in my wake..
People scream...
A cataclysmic shake...
My blood boils...
The time is growing near...
Now you have something to really fear...
It's the dire consequence...
My anger has breached...
The Dire Consequence...
The human souls have been leeched...
The Dire Consequence...
Darkness slowly crawls over me...
Insanity is driving me...
Soon there will be nothing left...
Deep down in this wretched cleft...
It's the dire consequence...
My anger has breached...
The Dire Consequence...
The human souls have been leeched...
The Dire Consequence...
Earth shall have a new ruler...
That ruler is me...
No one shall ever know what it's like to be free...
The Dire Consequence...
Dance of Doom
Poem based off the "Dancing Gir" ani. gif found on the web.
I dance when I'm happy...
I dance whem I'm sad...
I dance when I'm crazy...
I dance when I'm mad...
I'm dancing...
Dancing all day and night...
I'm dancing...
Dance...
Dance...
Dancing away...
Doing a dance of doom!
D-d-d-dance...
d-d-d-dance...
I'm not a leader...
I'm not a piece of pork...
I'm a kickbutt robot...
Even though I tend to "clank" alot...
I'm dancing...
Dancing all day and night...
I'm dancing...
d-d-dance...
d-d-d-dance...
Doing a dance of doom...
KABOOM!!!
Revolution of Doom
General IZ-themed poem...
Doom doom doom...
It's the revolution of doom...
The invasion has begun...
It's the revolution of doom...
Doom...
What's the meaning of it?
Is there a way of stopping it?
Or is there a way of controlling it?
No...
Because there is only...
Doom doom doom...
It's the revolution of doom...
The invasion has begun...
It's the revolution of doom...
Doom...
A catastrophic word...
A very evil, megalomaniacal word...
Only one can cast down...
Doom doom doom...
It's the revolution of doom...
The invasion has begun...
It's the revolution of doom...
Doom...
Doom...
Doom!!!
Zim-o-rama
Poem dedicated to "Zim" from IZ.
Zim...
Zim...
Zim... o... rama...
He's a crazy alien...
That's Zim...
He's come to invade the world...
Zim...
Zim...
Zim... o... rama...
Ohhhhhhhhh Zim...
Plotting out doom for the humankind...
That's Zim...
Aided by his robot sidekick...
Zim...
Zim...
Zim... o... rama...
He's Zim!!!
I am Zim
Yet another poem dedicated to "Zim" from IZ.
I'm an invader...
I want to bring doom...
I want to bring chaos...
And leave you screaming in your room...
I am the invader...
I'm a human hater...
I am Zim...
The Irken Invader...
I am Zim...
The chaos bringer...
Silly humans...
Figure they live in peace...
Washed up...
Like a big pile of fleece...
For I am...
Zim...
The Irken Invader...
I am Zim...
The chaos bringer...
I am Zim!
Invasion
General IZ-themed poem...
Invasion...
Chaos...
Doom... Doom... Doom...
I shall bring forth doom!
The world as we know it...
The world as we see it...
It seems like a peaceful place...
Till sometime... in someway...
It will be gone...
Invasion...
Chaos...
Doom... Doom... Doom...
I shall bring forth doom!
An explosion...
Screams fill the air...
And everyone begins to stare...
As they look up...
To see the invader...
Invasion...
Chaos...
Doom... Doom... Doom...
I shall bring forth doom!
Doom to you all...
...for it's an invasion!
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