Goun' For the Gold 

By Kalidah 

A silly vorarephilic session Disclaimer---This session has some parts that are decidedly x-rated, but for the most part, TS stands for "Terminally silly" this time:) 

Dramatis Personnae: Kalidah -- a hungry she-bear 
Shy -- a sassy, imaginative young human male 

Note: the log was done by Kalidah. 

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l kalidah You see before you a 7 foot female bearmorph. Her fur is a rusty-coppery color, much like that of an Irish setter, but thicker, and not as long. Her creamy-tan ventral fur starts at her throat and covers her chest and belly. Her belly has a rather obvious bulge sitting rather low. That and the fact she is wearing a sky blue maternity dress lets you know she is expecting a cub! Well, a cub/foal to be precise, but that's a long story:) She also sports a pewter bear totem fetish with matching earrings, and carries a black leather Gucci purse. At first glance, her face is full of sunshine. Her hazel eyes sparkle as she smiles at you and you feel she would like to do some serious snuggling and cuddling. And she does! But there is a darker side as well. If you look deeper into her eyes you see something primative. Something malevolent. Something *hungry!* And sometimes, when she smiles, the way she shows her sharp powerful teeth and stares at you makes you nervous. Now you begin to wonder if going ou Well, which is she? Voraceous predator or snuggly teddybear? That's entirely up to you. 

l shy Your eyes fall on a young human of unremarkable description, save for the fact that humans themselves are uncommon in a realm such as this. Shy appears to be fairly young, and stands under four feet of height. His hair is close cropped, thick, and curly, and is of a dark blonde color. The human's eyes, when they chance to glance at you, are hazel of color, and are flecked with numerous spots of gold. 

Shy, as his namesake implies, has the mannerisms of a quiet, and introspective person. He looks around, now and then, his eyes trying to take in the sights of a world that is strange and alien to him. He sees you looking at him. Carrying:a small, jade charm a small, leather satchel a greying, cotton robe 

You softly growl, "My turn to carry you!" 

You offer to carry Shy. 

Shy says, "Don't open your mouth when I try to hop on. :)" 

Shy scrambles up on you. 

You softly growl, "" 

Shy says, "could o' been HOPIN." 

You softly growl, "HOPIN indeed. Don't tempt me:)" 

Shy wiggles his legs over the big bear's back. "Wouldn't you like me in your belly? Huh? :) 

You see before you an enormous oblong smoke house completely lined with fire brick. To your left is a great pit where green hickory wood burns slowly, sending its fragrant smoke rising to the rafters above. Hanging from the rafters is a wide variety of haunches and sides of meat, both domestic and game. You look up and wonder if any of the meat hanging there was once somefurry you knew... 

To your right, an immense bed sits, far enough away from the pit so that heat and smoke won't be a problem. A rack full of all kinds of spices and condiments hangs on the wall near the bed. As you inhale the rich aroma of hickory smoke a mystery nags at your mind. What the hell does a *stallion* need with a smoke house?:) 

Shy has arrived. 

Kalidah carries Shy with her. 

Shy pokes his fingers into Kalidah's mouth. "Mmmmm....yummy." 

Shy says, "Eeek!" 

Shy says, "Yeah, what the hell does a stallion need with a smoke house?" 

Kalidah inhales the sweet smoke and smiles! 

You softly growl, "That's a mystery:)" 

Shy says, "Obviously he uses the smoked meat, either for you or himself. Duh. ;P" 

Shy listens to his crock pot making squeaky noises. 

Kalidah looks at you and her mouth waters. She licks her chops as she greedily looks at you... 

You softly growl, "I had breakfast in here this morning. Now it's dinner time!" 

Shy holds onto your ears and looks down at you. "Nyah, nyah!" 

Shy says, "Do I get to make a big lump in your tummy, too? :)" 

You softly growl, "A nice big one!" 

Kalidah looks at your desc and notices no mention of clothes. Good! 

Shy swats you over the head with his robe. 

Shy drops a greying, cotton robe. 

Shy says, "Look! I'm nekkid!" 

Shy holds onto the she-bear's ears, and rubs up and down her neck. 

You softly growl, "Nekkid as a jay bird! And delicious looking!" 

Shy says, "Awww....ye wouldn't gobble me up, would ya?" 

Shy reaches an arm around her neck to fondle her dewlap. 

Kalidah presses her throat up against you and swallows. You can feel her adam's apple bobbing up and down:) 

You softly growl, "Oh, wouldn't I though?" 

Kalidah concentrates as a copper colored vapor surrounds her. The earth trembles, a shadow passes over you, and...ye Ghods! 

Kalidah lays back on the enormous bed, sitting you on her throat. She swallows repeatedly and you ride her adam's apple like a bucking bronco... 

l kalidah You look up in amazement as you see a 60' tall she bear towering over you. She is *totally* ursine, with the stocky build and thick fur of a bear. It comes as no surprise to you that she is totally nude. Where would she find clothes big enough for her? She has a mischievous twinkle to her gigantic hazel eyes that makes you wonder what she's up to. You could be in for some rather strange romantic encounters, or you could wind up on her dinner menu! She sees you looking up at her. She licks her chops and smiles. "Well well well! What have we here?:)" 

Shy squints, looking up at you. "Hey! I'm too little for you! Go and pounce on Godzilla." 

You softly growl, "You won't be too little once I shrink back to my regular size!" 

Shy eeps, and tries to hold the tiny, shy bud of his sex as you swallow. 

Shy presses his head close to your underjaw, and nips at the loose folds of fur and skin there. "Grrrrrr." 

Kalidah rumblechuckles. The vibrations rumble pleasantly across your loins... 

You softly growl, "Commere, little snack. I have a nice warm soft place for you. You'll love it!" 

Shy giggles, then rolls off of your throat. With a bounce, he lands on the bed, then to the floor! 

You softly growl, "Hey! Come back here!" 

Shy does a li'l dance, shaking his hips, and waving his doo-dads all around! "Nyah-nyah!" 

You softly growl, "Silly dinner!" 

Shy rolls under the bed! "Weee! Can't catch me!" 

Kalidah sticks her muzzle under the bed. She sees you giving her the raspberry. She gets her muzzle as close to you as she can, then opens her mouth and begins to suck mightily... 

Shy eeeps as he begins to get sucked backwards. "Help! Help! She thinks she is an ElectroLux!" 

Shy says, "(Mmmm. Crock pot spaghetti is done! Only took 6 hours. :)" 

Kalidah could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, or so she has been told by some of her lovers:) She sees you starting to lose your footing and sucks harder, reaching to you with her paw... 

Shy plucks up a pillow, and tosses it back to the gaping maw. He watches in dismay as it gets sucked down whole. 

Shy says, "No! Wait! Have some Crock Pot Spaghetti, instead! Mmmmm! Yummy!" 

Kalidah gags and coughs! The damned pillow went down the wrong way! She coughs up the pillow which flies across the floor under the bed, hitting you and carrying you out on the other side of the bed... 

Shy pulls the pillow off his head, peeks under the bed, then looks for a way to run. "Ummm....where did that door go?" 

Kalidah makes a quick dash for the door, plopping herself down in front of it, laying on her side with her mouth open wide... 

Shy says, "Oh, wait! I remember where the door was!" 

Kalidah bides her time... 

Shy runsrunsruns over, then peeks into the bear's gaping maw. "Hmmmm. I never knew the door had such a good dentist." 

Shy calls into the bear's jaws, "HelloooOooOOOOoooooo!" 

( HelloooOooOOOooooo! Helloooooo! Hellooo! ) 

Shy peeks in again. "Gee, what big teeth you have, Door!" 

Kalidah's tongue suddenly darts out, wrapping itself around you, holding you firmly as she pulls you inside... 

Shy eeeps! "What a big, slobbery tongue you have! And....ugh! That breath!" 

Shy tosses a packet of peppermint Tic-Tacs inside. "Take that!" 

You softly growl, "Oh I will! And you with it!" 

Shy wiggles and squirms his naked body within your tongue, making loud, squishing noises. 

Shy wrenches one arm free, and spanks your hot, pink tongue. "Bad door! Bad!" 

Kalidah's curled up tongue strokes up and down your body in a manner most obscene looking! Kinda like a teenage boy who is just learning how to choke his chicken:) 

Shy says, "No! No! Not....teen hormones! ArrrRRrRgGgHHhhhhHhhhhhhhh!" There is a loud scream, followed by a loud thump. Looking down, it seems the boy's testicles have swelled to the size of beach balls, and have hit the ground hard. 

Kalidah watches you as she soaks you all over. No teenage hormones, just plenty of saliva! 

Kalidah looks at your humongous nads! More of you to eat! 

Shy screams, sounding like Dr. Bruce Banner before he changed into The Incredible Hulk. 

Shy screams, "NoOOoOoOoOOoOooOooOoooo!" Thick, curly hair sprouts thick all over the boy's body, making him look like a very well endowed brillo pad. 

Kalidah stares with wonder at your oversized cojones. She's heard of mountain oysters, but this is ridiculous:) 

Shy moans loudly as a big lump pokes from the inside of you tongue. Then, with the force and speed of a run away freight train (similar size, too), a HUGE phallus erupts forth, and rams itself right down the bear's throat! 

Kalidah gasps in amazement! It's the biggest cock she's ever seen, not to be on a macro! She's not about to waste time wondering how this happened. She knows a good thing when she sees (and tastes) it, so she begins to suck greedily... 

Shy bobs up and down on the end of his massive penis, looking like an electrocuted mouse glued to the end of a phone pole. Hormone Boy screams again, and erumps violently, pumping thick cum into your belly. 

Kalidah gasps and swallows as fast as she can, feeling like the spillway at Hoover Dam has been directed down her gullet! A great fountain of cum erupts from her lips, running all over the floor and threatening to put out the fire! 

Shy explodes again violently, over and over. The she-bear's belly expands like a a hot air balloon. Then, in the middle of it, there is a plot, and a tiny voice asking, "Mommy? Where are you? Mommy?" 

( Melidah feels the pressure from hir mom's bloated belly pressing on hir and wonders what the hell is going on?:) ) 

Kalidah grabs you and shoves you, cock first, into her ample maw. The tip of your cock is halfway to her stomach before the rest of you even passes her lips... 

Shy keeps quiet, then, whispers, "No, no....AAAAAHHH!" The human explodes, rocketing out of your mouth like a cross between a Saturn V rocket, and a ruptured rubber balloon. His testicles deflate as he shoots across the smoke house, hitting the roof!" 

Kalidah looks up to see you hanging across the rafters next to a haunch of elk. "Oooo, I'll bet that smarts!" 

Shy sighs as he returns to normal size, the excess pubic hair falling off, leaving him pale, smooth, and hairless. 

Shy begins to slip off the rafters, seeing you below. "Uh-oh!" 

Kalidah waddles over to get below you, her belly shaking like Dolly Parton's hooters, sloshing and splashing with it's spunky load. She opens her jaws wide, giving you a good look at her maw. Cum still runs freely down her chin and neck... 

Shy eeps, and falls off, hurtling head first towards your extra-slippery gullet! 

Kalidah reaches up to you with her tongue, deftly plucking you out of mid air, and directing you towards your destiny... 

Shy cries out in a Mister Bill type voice, "Oh nOoOoOOooO! Why? Why?" 

Kalidah closes her mouth around you and the lights go out. "Why not?" 

Shy knocks against your molars. "Avon calling!" 

Shy says, "I have a wonderful collections of lip sticks....er....sticky lips, and...." 

Shy says, "And a new brand of cologne, called, "What's On My Mind."" 

Kalidah's head is tilted back, so you slide right back to the entrance to her velvet funnel... 

Shy gahs as he slides back towards your gullet. "Scotty! Get us outta here!" 

Kalidah gives a mighty gulp! You shoot through her gullet like a bullet and splash down into her cum filled stomach like an olympic diver. Kalidah looks at the judges for your score... 

Shy glubs! 

( Canada. 9.8 ) 

( Korea 9.7 ) 

Shy says, "(ROFL!)" 

( Russia 6.3 ) 

Shy says, "Booooooo!" 

( Switzerland 9.8 ) 

Shy says, "They are just pissed because the vodka industry went under!" 

( Brazil 9.7 ) 

Kalidah bends over and bites the Russian judge's head off. "Goddam lousy Commie bastard!:)" 

Shy ROFL! 

Shy says, "Oh, shit. That hurt after eating all that spaghetti. :D" 

Shy pokes at the she-bear's cub. "Stop crowding me! You are past your due date, anyway." 

Kalidah decides to shrink back to her regular height. 

( .....POP! ) 

Kalidah is so bloated she can't move. The Canadian judge comes over and lays a gold medal on her belly:) 

Shy mumbles, and wiggles around, making the medal pop around. 

Kalidah's tummy is so immensely stretched that not only can light get through, but her walls are quite transparent. She can see you swimming merrily in her cum filled tummy. 

Shy does the back-stroke. 

Shy produces a pin, looks up through you belly at you, and smiles. 

You softly growl, "Uh oh!" 

Shy swims to the bottom of your tummy, and tugs at a drain-plug at the bottom. 

Kalidah gasps as gallons and gallons of cum gush of of her! 

Shy ROFL! 

Shy says, "Ooooooooohh my. I think we need to be locked up." 

Shy hops up, and does a li'l dance around the bear, leaving li'l sticky feetprints in his wake. 

You softly growl, "Aw! I lost my snack!" 

Shy says, "More for next time. :)" 

You softly growl, "That's right!" 

Shy stands on his toes to peek in the bear's mouth. "Anything left in there?" 

Shy pokes his head in your mouth, and gives you a tongue kiss. 

Kalidah closes her mouth around your head, inviting you to sleep this way. 

Shy says, "Hmph. Night. ;P" 

You softly growl, "G'night, luv!" 

Story copyright (C) by Kalidah and Shy - 1998: All rights Reserved. Story is not to be reposted without the express written permission by the authors.