| Bowser Binge by Wolfgang Wolfe
The large Koopa groaned and scratched his tan scaled belly as he awoke.
His rather large custom made bed creaked as he sat up and ran his claws
through his flame red hair. He yawned exposing his rows of sharp, glistening
white teeth. He looked over at his alarm clock which beeped consistently
but soon stopped as he flicked the switch to turn it off. He looked back
at the ruined sheets on his bed and sighed seeing the holes from the spikes
on his shell. He stood somewhat groggily and walked over to the closet
to grab some more sheets and began to set up his bed again.
After he finished with the bed he went over to his huge mirror and admired
his figure in it, especially his hanging belly, he patted and rubbed it
with a smile. It protruded a good 3 feet in front of him (considering
he was 7ft tall he thought his belly was too small) and hung down just
above his knees. The large Koopa obviously loved a good meal and had HUGE
feasts just about every day. But there was always something that managed
to disturb him
Those damn Mario Brothers and that Princess! Just
as he would be about to chow down on some serious grub they would come
in and accuse him of kidnapping her again. Now yes, he admits that he
had kidnapped her a few times but now it was just ridiculous!
But, he tried not to let it bother him and he continued his day as usual.
After he jumped in the shower and checked his mail he took his usual stroll
through the castle, though something was different. He looked out his
window and realized something for the first time
He was fed up with
the same green fields with the many pipes and smiling clouds that seemed
to be all that made up his world. He even grew tired of seeing the same
old faces everyday over and over again. He was at the point where he even
got tired of eating the same food although there was a variety of food
to eat he had had it all and then some. (A few servants and Yoshis
had gone missing) Though he laughed to himself and patted his gut at the
Finally he stepped into the Throne room and was greeted by the same subject,
the same throne and the same picture of himself hanging above the throne.
He snapped his fingers and a servant hastily ran up and gave Bowser his
daily paper. He smiled a polite smile at the Servant and began to flip
through the paper. On the front page as usual he saw those damn Mario
brothers giving some B.S. story about how evil he was and he quickly flipped
the page. On the next page was a story about a rather interesting character
he saw a few times, it was an odd looking blue furred hedgehog, on the
next page some fat guy in a bad red and black suit with skinny legs that
were COMPLETELY disproportioned to his body. He chuckled to himself and
snapped his fingers twice, immediately another much smaller Koopa with
wings flew into the room. He wore glasses and a white lab jacket (which
had holes cut into it for his wings) Bowser flipped down his paper and
smiled as he saw the Koopa.
Ah! Prometheus! The royal scientist! Tell me, he asked showing
the Koopa the paper, What do you think of these characters?
Prometheus looked over the paper and skimmed through the article.
Hmmm, well sire they do seem at least very unusual. He chuckled
looking at the blue hedgehog.
Bowser smiled wide as he heard this, Exactly! They are unusual!
And these are just the first ones! he said and flipped forward through
the remaining pages. On them he saw a rather large gorilla wearing a red
tie and a smaller one with a red cap and t-shirt being chased by a rather
obese alligator with a crown and red cape. Next a rather large Bandicoot
with blue pants and boots with odd looking spiked hair, from then on there
were dozens of other characters from other dimensions, other worlds and
other realms even!
Then, like a bolt of lightning something hit him
Prometheus, I have a project I would like you to get started on
immediately. I want you, to put a device on my cloud flyer. He smiled
wildly, the scientists interest was peaked, yes sire go on
he thought getting out a pen and pad.
I want this device to not only track these characters down but I
want it to be able to teleport me to where these guys are
to different dimensions. He smiled rubbing his claws together happily.
Prometheus began to take down the description immediately. I will
begin working on it right away! But if you dont mind my asking sire,
whatever do you want to do this for? he asked having such an inquisitive
The large cooper looked around the room and began to whisper to the scientist,
I have two main goals that I have yet to fulfill, the first being
to become the worlds most evil and well known villain, and to become the
biggest Koopa around! Now as you see throughout the paper each of these
characters has done some great deed and the others have all done some
great evil deed
and just imagine me being the only villain to not
only defeat them both but also the same villain who will eat them both.
He grinned showing all his teeth. Prometheus sat a bit shocked by this
but understood why the king had chose to do this, the constant day in
day out routine must have began to work on his nerves and something, ANYTHING
could be more exciting than this. So, he nodded his head and smiled at
the king, Sire, I will have it to you in no time. He smiled
and flew out of the room anxious to get to work on his new project. Bowser
smiled to himself and returned to the paper, circling off the main individuals
that caught his attention, and then another plot came to mind
Oh silly me, how could I forget about those Mario brothers and that
: he said quite sarcastically. As soon as
I take care of them I will be on my way! He laughed and began to
plan for his upcoming feast or rather Binge.
The end ? Not hardly