| Bowser Binge: Mario Brothers
The large and pleased Koopa walked out of his castle with an unusual
bounce in his step. He smiled to a few of his servants as he walked out
of the castle gates to take care of a little business while
Prometheus worked on his device. He stopped to see Prometheus only to
pick up an odd device which made his day all the brighter as he walked
down the street towards the princesses Castle, several people stood in
shock to see this sight. Bowser rarely walked out in the open like this
but today he didnt care. He finally reached the large castle and
looked it over a few times. He smiled smugly to himself and then knocked
on the door.
Moments later, a miniscule mushroom man who seemed to be in some kind
of hurry answered the door, as soon as he saw Bowser he nearly toppled
B, b, b, b, Bowser! W, w, w, w what are you doing here?! he
said back up and shivered some. Bowser simply smiled at Toad, the mushroom
man, and said; Why toad, you seem so surprised to see me! I simply
came to see if the princess, Mario, and Luigi is here, nothing more. I
wish to discuss some drastic changes that need to be made, a treaty so
to speak. He smiled his fakest sincere smile and bowed a little.
Toad simply stared at him, a mix of shock and disbelief, Well I
dont know about that
he said thinking some about this
Well would you at least let the princess know that I wish to speak,
if it makes you feel better, Id be more than willing to speak of
all these matters here? He smiled again.
Hmmm, fair enough
hold on. Toad replied and quickly ran
back into the castle. Bowser stood patiently and picked his claws a bit
as he waited, minutes later, the princess stuck her head out of the window
and looked down at the 7ft of Koopa downstairs.
How might I help you? she said somewhat sarcastically, Bowser
looked up at her and tried his hardest not to sneer.
Ah, princess! You look simply ravishing, I have come here to ask
that we may speak you and the Mario brothers! he yelled up to her.
Whats the catch? she asked still quite skeptical,
No catch, I only wish to speak of a treaty that we can arrange.
Well, alright I suppose, but nothing funny! she yelled and
signaled for the gates to be opened. Bowser nodded to the guards and stepped
into the castle, a few dozen feet in front of him there was a rather large
room with a square table at it, already sitting there on his left was
Mario, to his left Luigi, and directly in front was the princess peach.
Just as he sat the doors slammed loudly behind him. The chair groaned
loudly as he sat and surprisingly it did not crack under his immense weight.
He pushed the button on the odd device he had and then placed his paws
on the table as he waited. The four of them just exchanged looks in the
silence and finally the Princess cleared her throat and spoke.
Ahem, I believe you came here to discuss something Bowser?
She asked waiting for him to respond.
Oh, silly me! How could I have forgotten? He smiled and pulled
a scroll out of his shell and placed it on the table before them. The
princess smiled some and took the scroll and read it over.
Ok, now lets see
I, princess peach hereby declare that
all my land is turned over to Bowser?! What is the meaning of this!
she asked outraged by the treaty, Bowser simply laughed to himself and
shook his head as he stood, towering over them.
You see princess, seeing as how you wont be around anymore,
Im going to take your castle and all its land for myself.
He laughed, Mario and Luigi instantly leapt out of their seats and onto
OH! If we had some power-ups! Wed give ya a thrashing Bowser!
Mario said angrily.
Oh but yet you dont! He growled and with a deceptive
speed grabbed the two brothers by their necks and held them in the air,
the struggled feebly to release his grip but to no avail.
GUARDS! GUARDS GET IN HERE NOW! The princess yelled but oddly
enough, no one showed!
heh I guess I forgot to mention, I had one of my scientists make
a device to slow down time for me, so your guards can here ya
they cant really act on it for the next
oh lets say, an hour or so!
he laughed and watched as the princess darted from her seat and tried
to open the doors but with very little success. He laughed as he saw this
and then turned his attention to Mario.
Im so disappointed in you Mario; I wouldve thought you
of all people would put up more of a fight! He laughed and opened
his jaws wide; he pulled the pudgy plumber towards his gaping jaws and
licked his face.
Hey, b, b, bBowser, you cant do this! It-sa me! Mario!
he said as the chubby Koopa licked his face,
Well, youre not the best tasting thing
but yes I can!
He growled and stuffed the helpless heros head into his maw, a loud
swallow was heard as he pulled him in up to his shoulders in no time,
and Marios head disappeared down his gullet forever as his brother
kicked helplessly in Bowsers other paw. He gulped again with much
determination as his jaws stretched around Mario, another sickeningly
loud gulp and Marios head could be seen traveling down Bowser's
fat neck. In another quick but powerful swallow Marios chest and
torso disappeared down Bowser's Throat, Now only Marios kicking
legs could be seen. Bowser pulled the plumbers legs in with his tongue
and with another gulp Mario disappeared down into the Koopas Belly,
barely making a noticeable bulge. Bowser burped some and used his free
claw to pat his wiggling belly; he then turned his attention to the 2nd
brother still in his hand.
You ate my bro and now youre going to pay for that!
he yelled and used all of his strength to open Bowser's paw. He stood
on the table and shot a blast of green flame from his hand which simply
hit Bowsers belly and fizzed out, Bowser laughed some at this heh
that tickled! He smiled and wiped some singes from his gut.
Now youre going to get it! Super head butt! Luigi shouted
and with that he backed up some and ran full speed at Bowser before he
leapt into the air head first, moving so fast a trail of smoke followed
Bowser paused a minute as he saw this and then smiled and moved to his
hands and knees, his gut sagging on the floor some. He opened his jaws
wide as Luigi flew in head first and was rammed up to his knees into the
Koopas slobbering muzzle. A muffled Oh no! Could be
heard from Bowsers gullet as the well fed Koopa gulped down the
idiotic Brother. He stood and licked his lips then turned to Princess
Peach who jumped some as he turned to her.
And now princess with no Mario brothers here to save you, what will
you do? He laughed and walked toward her slowly; she backed up to
the wall and looked around, all she could find was her Umbrella
S, stop! Ill use it! she yelled and pointed the umbrella
at him which just poked into his flabby paunch. He just looked as she
did this and began to burst out laughing, making a tear roll down his
HAHAHAHAHA! Youre joking right?! He laughed and then
picked her up with both his paws. She screamed and shrieked as he lifted
her up over his head and pulled her slippers off. He licked at her feet
some and then just as quickly pulled them into his maw. She shrieked once
again as she watched the hungry Koopa pull her legs into his slobbering
jaws with minimal effort. She pounded helplessly at his forehead with
her arms which did little more than annoy him before he tilted his head
back and swallowed again, engulfing her up to her hips. Another few useless
hits were dealt before Bowser finally grabbed her arms and pinned them
to her sides which made her slip in even farther, now her hands had begins
to slide into his warm, wet maw. She pleaded a bit more but this simply
made Bowser all the more determined. He paused for a moment to lick over
her midsection before he took a glance at his device and realized he had
only a few minutes before the time slowing effects wore off. He sighed
some and tossed his head back and with a mighty gulp, the princess slid
in up to her neck, he gave a long lick over her face and then closed his
jaws around her head, a muffled yell was the last thing to be heard from
the princess. He gulped loudly and watched as the lump of Princess Traveled
down into his already gorged gut. He sat back in a chair heavily which
gave under his weight, he laughed some at this and stood up.
Heh, shouldve seen that one coming! he grinned as he
pat his huge paunch and opened the doors to the room he was in, he laughed
as he saw dozens of guards run at him in super slow motion and he strolled
out. Once he reached a safe enough distance from the castle, he turned
off the device and listened happily as he heard sirens sounding from the
distant castle. He walked into his castle and was instantly greeted by
a smiling Prometheus.
Sire with great pride I present to you
SIRE! Um, youve
He said as he just realized how large the Koopas
gut had grown. Bowser smiled very slyly as he saw Prometheuss reaction.
Put on weight? he asked as though he read his scientists mind.
Why yes sire, not that it looks bad on you but, might I ask how,
in such a short amount of time that is? Prometheus asked being quite
Bowser simply shrugged, cleared his throat, and replied with a belch that
shook the entire castle. After Prometheus nearly passed out, he looked
down to see a Red Cap with a white M Lying at Bowsers
Oh I see
Prometheus said and gulped loudly now with
Heh, anyways, you said you have something to show me? Bowser
chuckled. Prometheus thought for a moment and then instantly remembered.
Ah yes how silly of me! The modifications to your Cloud Flyer have
been completed sire! He smiled and pulled a small remote out of
his lab coat, with a few beeps and clicks; his new and improved flyer
flew into the room and landed right in front of the ecstatic ruler.
It had an altogether new look, the silly clown like face was replaced
with a wicked sharp toothed smile that greatly resembled him (even in
the since that it was now much larger) and had faster jets, space flight
capability, and realm travel devices.
He stepped into the much larger Flyer and looked around to see all the
cool gadgets and such placed inside.
Well sire, I hope you have a great time and do be careful.
Prometheus smiled seeing how pleased Bowser was and handed him the remote
control for it. Bowser took it and nodded happily to the Scientist.
Prometheus, remind me to give you a BIG raise upon my return!
he laughed and began to play around a bit with the controls. After a few
near crashes and slip ups he finally got the hang of it and flew back
out of the castle and over the surrounding area, he gazed around one last
time and pat his gut proudly.
Heh cmon big guy, weve got a lot of work to do. Now
lets see here
He said and paused to look through his
newspaper as he hovered over his castle
Hmmm, First stop
Mobius, heh never had hedgehog before
he laughed to himself and licked his lips.
Just as quickly as he did that he pushed a few keys and a larger dome
came over the Flyer, the sounds of the engines charging could be heard
and in a large flash
he was gone. Off to Mobius at the speed of light