"If you go down to the woods today... you're liable to get trodden on."

The farmer caught the fox trying to steal one of his chickens. Now the fox is spending some quality time with the farmer's cattle instead.

For those that would rather see this scenario without the fox being smothered in crap, there's an alternative 'light' version of this piece here.

The sequel to 'Pride Of Anglia' (see below)- the 2009 original had been drawn as a tribute to my favourite football team Ipswich Town at a time when they were in a superior position to local rivals Norwich City (AKA the Canaries). Alas, the tables turned during those two years to the point that Town suddenly became inferior to Norwich! Hence, I decided to swallow my pride and draw an updated version with the mascots' relative roles reversed to reflect the new balance in East Anglian football.

Enjoy your moment on top, Canaries - our day will come again, hopefully very soon...!

Beware the price of sinful living,
His tools of justice not forgiving,
Unleashing one man's Armageddon;
Should this be Hell - or is it Heaven?

A quick animated loop reminiscent of Panels 3-5 from Page 2 of the 'Duck'd' comic submitted in May 2010 (see below).

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Things are bad enough when you've been shrunk down and left in the big outdoors by one of your so-called 'friends' with a long, treacherous journey home. But shy scrawny Mike somehow lends himself to abuse by just about anybody. Now even the ducks are picking on him.

A little tribute to my favourite football team, Ipswich Town, who won 3-2 against our hated local rivals Norwich City in April 2009; a result which pretty much condemned Norwich to relegation down to Football League One for the first time in 50 years.

For those not in the know, the Norwich mascot is a tiny canary, while ours is a big white horse - sounds like an uneven contest!

Altogether now - it's the macro seagull version of "I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside"!

The little-known sequel to the hit documentary series Walking with Dinosaurs, this unique programme looks at the stomp-lusty nature of dominant predators. In this week's episode, we meet a T-Rex who learns that raptors crackle better when you lean on them...

Zebras probably get sick and tired of being hunted down by lions on the plains. If only the big cats could be somehow incapacitated for a moment, the zebras might just take the opportunity to show their predators exactly what they think of them...